Only Slightly Delusional

My name is Alicia, and I'm 23. Though I care for and love a great many people, I will probably never love anyone more than David Bowie. No, I'm not in love with him.

Whilst deluding myself that my voice is heard and considered important, I will try to be both myself and honest which are sometimes not the same thing.

Reviews/sometimes stringent opinions, Egghair Bowie, and Alicia-stuff will likely be found extensively here. Except when they're not.

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evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

A Hufflepuff would sound more like the above Slytherin in this case. Slytherins are cunning, they would probably not alert you to the fact that they can off someone you don’t like with a look. For instance, a Huffepuff would kill for their Slytherin friend because they’re loyal—but their Slytherin friend wouldn’t allude to who needed to be killed because why make such a fuss and draw all that attention?

And of course the Slytherin would enlist their Hufflepuff friend’s help in disposing things, because good Hufflepuffs are loyal as fuck and good Slytherins always have an exit strategy.

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Asker pystoph Asks:
David Bowie, Steve from Blues Clues, and yourself 30 years from now.
more-than-slightly-ali more-than-slightly-ali Said:

Cuddle: Myself 30 years from now because I’ll be a catlady in my 50s pining after Benedict Cumberbatch who will be in his late sixties/early seventies JESUS WHY

Marry: David Bowie. Iman will totes share right??

Incinerate: Steve from Blues Clues. I never much liked that show I think….?

….Someone send me more of these cuddle/marry/incinerate please please please?

more-than-slightly-ali:

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

I’m on mobile so I can’t see it …but I’m sure that that is a picture of mah buddy Henry V-triple I….

OMG I FUCKING KNEW IT

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"Queen of kings " by Nyree Mackenzie for Moustache magazine

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Photographer/ Creative Director: by Nyree Mackenzie Nyree Photo
Model: Gisèle Pletzer
Stylist / Fashion Director: Tamzen Holland Fashion-Stylist

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Dayum!

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

I’m on mobile so I can’t see it …but I’m sure that that is a picture of mah buddy Henry V-triple I….

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vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

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helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

I got 29 out of 36, anddd….

The test features young men as well as older men, no women identifiable as older, most of the wome were in soft filters as well has heavily made up (not a huge problem but seriously none of the men were made up or in soft filter), and there were NO people of ANY color except for one woman who might have been from somewhere in Asia.

Yes the test acknowledges this, but seriously a better name would be ” How well can people trained to read white expressions read white expressions??”

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harriedwizard:

padawanmolly:

Badali Jewelry’s official, Jim-approved replica of Boss’ original shield bracelet (the one that got melted by vampires) is here! Buy it at Comic Con on Wednesday, online at BadaliJewelry.com Thursday, or at any other con Badali is planning to attend.

They’ll be at SDCC booth #523 every day of the con, and they’re hosting a signing Friday afternoon from 2-3pm.  Get all the details at Jim’s site!

Hair singed off my wrist sold separately.

Dresden

pinstripesuit:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(The 26 worst episodes of the 2013-14 television season, part 1 The A.V. Club)

To be honest, S3E1 was absolute tripe.

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Egghair Bowie is the best Bowie!

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vodkaplz:

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

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Costume Porn from Season 4

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